Friday, April 21, 2006

Cheesy moon

Why isn't the moon made of cheese? And why did the cow jump over the moon?

Creative answers please ;) and no cheese can't rot in space - there's no oxygen ;)

ps : 9 hours of meetings does wonders to the brain ;)

19 comments:

Ghost Particle said...

thats what most people think, but its not normal cheese. Actually back in the 1930's, adolf hitler did a secret experiment to build a military camp on the moon. And they found out only cheese doesnt rot there coz...duh! no oxygen. So he send load of cheese and his bombs and all. What happened? The bombs exploded splaterring cheese all over, and creating the craters you see there. Neil armstrong did not find anything because, all those cheese melted in the sun and sunk deep into the moon. The truth is out there though on how and when the cheese on the moon be mined and sold more expensive that anything else. Latest research did reveal that it can serve as an aphrodisiac. (did i spell that correct?). Ok bye now, time for my medication.

Have a nice weekend.

Mind Curry said...

the moon is made of cheese..you look closely and you will see the holes..and the cow jumped coz of the rats.

Aravind said...

Visit,
Moon is, in fact, made of cheese... yaaru unga kitta ipdi thappu thappaa sonnadhu? Each day, mice come and eat part of that cheese... and I put a new one there every 28 days!! ;)

And, cow jumps over the moon because, chese mela midhichu nadandhu pona, cheese damage aayidum :P

Shamgar said...

We have to address these questions as problems in logic. 1st, cows jump for only three reasons, either the grass is greener on the other side of the fence OR the farmer's hands are cold when he goes to milk her OR there is a bull she desires on the other side of the fence. We can discount the cold hands theory immediately because a cow is either tied or otherwise restrained when being milked and thus the jump is limited by the restraint. She may attempt to kick the cold handed farmer over the moon, but that will have to be the subject of another blog. The bull theory is tempting because it involves sex and romance and the moon is certainly part of the lore of sex and romance, but only as a remote, subdued illumination of the setting. So we are left with the grass being greener on the other side of the fence. Now we are getting somewhere because the moon is rumored to be made of GREEN cheese. Here's what happened... at about the time the Mother Goose Rhymes were being written, there was in England a particularly athletic cow. She was also particularly hungry. And soon she had eaten all the grass in her small pasture. Fortunately for future speculators such as ourselves, farmers didn't use fences in England in those days, they divided their fields with tall yew hedges. So she couldn't SEE that the grass was greener in the neighboring field. But at night she COULD see the moon and it appeared green... so one night when the farmer's cat was playing the fiddle, the dish was running away with the spoon, and the farmer's dog was laughing to see such sport... she took a running start and leaped and went up and up and up, but as she entered moon orbit she realized the moon was not green from having grass, but green because it was made of green cheese! So she orbited the moon a couple of times, mooing her disappointment and firing her retro rockets, a process too disgusting to discuss here, she returned to earth orbit. As she circled the earth, she noticed the Sahara pasture, and firing her rockets again, re-entered the atmosphere and landed in the middle of the Sahara pasture. I know my readers are thinking... "but the Sahara is a desert". Yes friends, it is NOW, after that trip she was REALLY hungry.

Sundar Narayanan said...

your answer can be found at..

http://csittl.com/old/02list7.html

i just typed "why did the cow jump over the moon" in google and voila !!!

:)

Usha said...

Moon isnt made of cheese because it isnt man-made and the cow HAD TO jump over the moon to get to the other side. next question please!

BawangMerah said...

Actually it was made of cheese. But solar winds melted the cheese away. Rumour has it under certain days, the moons apparent cheese layer can be seen in some people's cheesy smile ie Senyum senyum kambing :P So when you see, people with cheesy smile, the moon must be in it's cheese phase.

The cow pulak, got bet with the wolf that it can jump over the moon. While our friend was busy getting ready to jump, Mr. wolf went and at all the chickens. The cow after jumping got so sad that it commited suicide. It tried to mati katak, but in the end it mati kerbau :))

BawangMerah said...

I mean ate all the chicken. Stupid keyboard. :P

visithra said...

@ Gp : aphrodisiac cheese eh?? Hummm interesting lol


@ Mind curry : coz jumped coz of the rats huh - relatives of the elephant eh? Lol


@ aravind : it is? Shall go find my science teacher n scold her - ure the one who puts it there? Wowwwwwwww - lol


@ shamgar : oh wow u never cease to amaze me ;) green cheese? Ah i see - any cow could have made the mistake of thinking it was grass tsh tsh poor cow

hehehe oh my that was so hillarious


@ sundar :lol and i thought id gone bonkers ;) heheheh

thanks thanks ;) the link was hillarious especially no 1


@ usha : hehehe will come up with one ;)


@ Bawangred : solar winds? Oohh theres such a thing? Hehehehe rotfl cheesy smile so senyum sepeluh sen is non cheesy periods? Ooohhhhh see im catching up

ehehhehehe rotfl - so funny - sorry guys cant translate it the humour would be lost

Ghost Particle said...

da cow who jumped over the moon is a proverbial cow that we wish never existed. It created fantasy for children who when grown up is traumatized to find cows cant actually jump higher than a metre, and that cows are actually eaten by some folks. Others such as the dude who came up with the verb in the first place could maybe dreamed of riding a cow to the moon coz he had no Astro and no wikipedia. The college students spend a good amount of time trying to figure out the trajectory to launch the cow over the moon but finally it dawned upon that president bush wants to send cows to Iraq to fight in the big war. The book writers are exceptionally happy because they can reuse this words a million times because it symbolizes something that is impossible. And Visithra continued to drive us nuts with questions like this coz shes bored in da office....:p

Anonymous said...

In fact no the moon is not made of cheese its made of highly toxic banana squash which during the late nineteenth century was eaten by mrs clanger and her royal moon ponies. When neil armsrong landed he was to tall to see the clangers and took their attempts to comunicate as another of his "special problems"
Speaking of special problems its time for me to go back to the asylum. WARNING if any children are present please leave as my docter said i'm not allowed to speak to children any more. BYE

Anonymous said...

In fact no the moon is not made of cheese its made of highly toxic banana squash which during the late nineteenth century was eaten by mrs clanger and her royal moon ponies. When neil armsrong landed he was to tall to see the clangers and took their attempts to comunicate as another of his "special problems"
Speaking of special problems its time for me to go back to the asylum. WARNING if any children are present please leave as my docter said i'm not allowed to speak to children any more. BYE

Anonymous said...

I like cheese

Anonymous said...

my names mr shplible dible doble
i am smelly CHEESE GIMMIE SOME CHEESE YOU (BEEP*************************** I LIKE YOU A LOT MY NAME IS REALLY LUKE BROWN

Anonymous said...

U F*****G BOFFINS

Anonymous said...

U F*****G BOFFINS

Anonymous said...

ollie soooomy
is very nice this time of cheese
the cow complained about it's low wages and jumped over the moon for charity

visithra said...

Gp : humm how come i missed this lol heheh funnily scary - oh yeah i was bored


Anon : welcome here ;)

lol it is? Ewww i prefer the cheese too ;) good one ;)

sorry about the late reply - theres a different timing zone here
Ahhh patience would be fun u know given im a once in a day comment replier


Anon 2 : hhehe jumped for charity eh? Hehehe smart cow

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