This is probably gonna be the last of my school flashback for the time being. Now I’ve told you about the
gang, the
boys and the
bullying. What is school without the teachers? You only heard
one story, so here goes the rest.
Remember I told ya the teachers hated us? Well most of them did.
You see the normal practice at our school was, we had the same teachers in our last 2 years (form 4 and 5) for continuity. The problem with us was we weren't stupid and neither did we like intellectually challenged teachers. So if you couldn't keep up with us we would point out your mistakes and challenge you.
The first english teacher got the brunt of it! She incidentally was our class teacher as well. She used to construct sentences incorrectly and sometimes even spell words wrongly. English being my favourite language, the gang and I would pinpoint it all the time plus she was quite boring. Then the was the Maths master, who was also the one of the assistant principals then. He too used to get bullied and despite his burliness, we never were afraid of him plus someone went and snitched on him.
Year end arrives, it was the last day of school. English teacher walks in lectures for an hour and tells us how much she hates us and that she's never gonna teach us. Right after Maths walks in and again lectures us and calls us ungrateful and to go to hell after saying his leaving the school (not exactly but nearly the same). Seriously if they had done their work, we wouldn't have this problem.
So there we were teacherless and then we're told our add maths teacher was willing to teach us maths as well. Funny right, teachers are throwing us away and here there's one willing to teach 2 papers! That's where we were great, if you did a good job we would give you your due respect, and she knew that and probably had a soft corner for us. She went on to become our No 1 favourite.
However we were to have a different English teacher (ET2) we were familiar with. Oh everyone knew our notoriousness! We actually gave her a nickname that she actually was smart enough to find out but of course we denied it. Hehehe am not telling the nick here ;p
So ET2 used to come into class and tell us what the teachers complained about us and telling us not to try it on her, plus she was wary of us, scared to get to know us. Her english was ok so nothing much to correct, there were no fights but we weren't lovey dovey as well. Then 2 months after school reopened in form 5, the ET2 was to get reviewed by who else but our ex teacher who had just become the head of the English Department.
Thats when I deviced a plan to get back at the teachers and make sure no one ever forgot us.
The plan was, not to respond (witty remarks) or correct ET2 no matter how tempting it was. Believe me it was hard. All we were to do was say yes and no teacher. That day she walked in and gave us some modules before ET1 came in. We were already under project ETR (ET revenge), quiet and just smilling back when ET1 cautiously walks in. We got up and greeted her and quietly sat down. ET1 and ET2 blinked at our quiet class. If there was one thing we were known for, it was the noise!
ET2 started lessons and picked me and a friend to respond. The both of us were the gang leaders in english class. All we said was yes teacher, no teacher, Ok teacher. She tried someone else, she tried lame jokes, made a mistake to test us, asked us questions that we could give witty remarks. Nothing worked, we just sat quietly and obediently smiling back and answering only when needed.
They were so shocked, you could hear them ask is this really the same 5 Sc 1 I left?
That day the school was rife with what we had done. Both of them were shaken in disbelief. ET2 realised we had played them out, and from that day decided it is best to be our friend then our enemy and warmed up to us, often defending us against other teachers taunts.
That's when she decided to make english class exciting and we had endless word games where the class was a riot. One time in a game, I accidentally wrote Cinemo instead of Cinema and we were gonna lose points for the missing "a's" leg when I jumped up and said
no no I spelt it the Indonesian way! Hehehhehe oh well I tried!The class broke out in laughter and till today when we meet - they still bring up this joke!
Add maths teacher was a darling. When we flunked add maths in form 4 (the whole batch who took the paper, we took the honeymoon year literally ;p), she didn't give up, instead she became the reason why our class was doing maths every single free time.
We'd be discussing the latest movies while meddling with algebra and trigonometric. She finished teaching our syllabus (both subjects) 3 months before SPM (O levels). We thought she wanted to do extra revisions, little did we know she was leaving.
We were devastated to learn she was going, since we did idolise the petite women. We organised a surprise party for her. Did I tell ya we didn't get permission from the school?
Right after the period before her class, ended, we quickly shut the doors and arranged the class, and drew a welcome on the board. For extra time we sent one of the boys to go delay her. This was one of the naughtiest boys in the class. She later told us, she was wondering why he was running around her like a puppy and was assuming he hadn't finished his homework ;p
Distracter did a good job and she was surprised. So there we were making noise enough to bring the school down when our Chemistry teacher who was also an assistant principal walked in to see what was going on. Mission innocence kicked in and we told her
Teacher please join us. Sorry we didn't ask permission, it was all so sudden, and so sad teachers leaving.She bought our story and joined us for a while before telling us, just keep the sound down. Hehehe
She was another excellent teacher who understood us, plus we all used to drool over her ;p
The gals on her excellent dressing sense, the boys on her.
Sadly the replacement to our Maths goddess was another intellectually challenged specimen who was also had an ego as big as a house. Each of us lost 25 marks in our trial paper coz she was too "challenged" to accept that she was wrong!
Teaching's a beautiful profession, sadly not everyone is a great teacher. The ones that are, you remember them for life. These teachers will never be forgotten.
Update : Today's Shamgar's 55th birthday - Happy Birthday
Shamgar ;))
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